"HOW NOT TO DO A PHOTO SHOOT"

Well, a lot of times people show up to photo shoots all nervous and that's cool, however there's some that show up thinking that they know everything from "America's Next Top Model" and end up like this:

No matter what you do, don't do this!  Of all things...have fun, and learn to take direction from your photographer.  The person you hire is supposed to be the expert and is going to hopefully deliver you some amazing images!